Things I've learned

As part of my continuing education series, I bring you another installment of Things I've learned about America from Australians.

In Australia, if an Aussie confuses an American person for being Canadian, the Yankee takes no offense. However, if an Aussie accuses a Canuck of being an American, they tend to get upset.

What does it mean? I'll leave the conclusions to you.



pictured: Another bloody yank. but this one loves the fush n chups. please don't hate.

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