8 Things I Learned About Green Bay

1. No smoking on the plane. But here's a place to put out your cigarette. I'm confused

 

2. There’s absolutely no doubt this is packers country. Anything here not green and yellow is probably a dog or the sky.

 

3. If I see two little girls at the end of this hallway and an elevator full of blood, I might opt to stay in a different hotel. Maybe.

 

4. The humidity is ridiculous

Perhaps I'm quite a bit spoiled living in Denver where the air is beautifully dry. Everywhere else feels like a sauna to me.

5. The accents make me feel like I'm trapped inside Making a Murderer.

Sore-ey, but I have to goh to the barrrr with Toh-ney. (no offense, 'Sconsin. I love ya)

6. Of all the Wisconsin technical colleges, the northeast one is my favorite

 

7. They still allow smoking in the casino attached to the hotel, so it’s like walking through an ashtray.

Trying to eat at the food court inside a smoking-positive casino? Delicious experience.

 

8. This dog costs $12,000. Seriously.

 

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